Madagascar Monkey

Ejaculating on a girls face while she gives you those big doe eyes like a madagascar monkey.

Man you should of seen those eyes when I gave that chuck the Madagascar Monkey!

by Valentine Sweety March 4, 2015

Try Monkey

A fucking badass.

Dude, you're the real fucking Try Monkey!

by TryFuckingMonkeyFeller June 14, 2015

Scrap Monkey

A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do

"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"

by Discojoeyjoe July 5, 2015

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

Monkey Circle

Sociological concept, even seen in televised analyses done on the Discovery Channel, years ago (I don't recall the title).

Meaning:
a. The amount of people consciously thought of as "the world" by any one conscious human.
b. About 30 people.

"You've been stuck in your own monkey circle for too long,

get out of your comfort zone, go to different restaurants or party with people with different careers. Whatever you gotta do, dude, just stop being such a milktoast shut-in."

by skitto August 17, 2016

Monkey Bomb

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).

My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!

by The True Bomber October 4, 2016

Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.

Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”

by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016