March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

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22nd march

National send your boyfriend titty and booty pics

Person 1”hey gf it’s the 22nd march you know what that means”

Person 2”*sends titty and booty pics”

by Jordan pompey March 21, 2023

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march 19th

if youre born on march 19th, youre the coolest person in the entire world, and also very very beauitful.

“hey whats ur birthday?”
“march 19th. 😈”
“OMG IM SOS ORRY FOR EVER DISRESPECTING YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.” *bows down*

by memkwowowoow March 7, 2024

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National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025

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March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

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Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024

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