Matthew

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew

This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!

That guy looks like a poes, oh he must be a Matthew.

by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021

Matthew

A boy that is the best friend I could ever ask for

I love you Matthew.

by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022

Matthew Em

A definite bro... he just be diggin in his butt, like just excavating that shittt.

Yo, our boy Matthew Em is in the house, you already KNOWWW he's gonna be DIGGINGG in that shit!

by Mon Astery July 13, 2025

Matthew

A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.

Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice

by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017