Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

Matthew

A bitch nigga. He think he all that but he just a gay faggot. Lil nigger love getting all fuckin cocky and shit.

Matthew: I am so good a beating my dick.
Me: WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGA!

by BananaDick42069 October 22, 2019

Matthew Atkinson

the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!

Matthew Atkinson:
us:yes,my lord

by minilink October 17, 2019

Matthew

Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy

Did you see Matthew omg

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016