Matthew

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First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 27, 2024
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The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022
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Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.
Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!
by blondiewiththelips October 26, 2018
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Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.
Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent
by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020
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To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
by CrashP January 15, 2024
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A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
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