GIRTH KING

THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!

HE LOVES LEAB

GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"

by NotGIRTHKING September 7, 2022

King Amire

A cool dude who owns his own stuff. But he sounds 12.

Person 1: He it's king amire Person 2: oh hey 12 year old

by KikiG.o.D October 19, 2019

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

King koconino

A pro gamer, a friend, and most importantly owns a pc!

Is King Koconino a console player?
Of course not!!!!...... He plays PC
Oh he is apart of the PCMR
YESSIRRR

by King Koconino July 16, 2021

King Poland

A narcissistic boomer who happens to lead the sovereign nation known as Poland. Please avoid at all costs.

Person 1: Damn why he so damn narcissistic?
Person 2: He's Probably King Poland

by Shell101 January 25, 2021

Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation

Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King

by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022

Duck king

Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.

That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball

by Reesor November 22, 2021