July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.
Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*
by 1# July fan April 01, 2022
Get the July mug.

July

July verb /juh·lai/ (informal)

1. To pretend you're relaxed and have your life together while internally melting.

2. To act chill on the outside while slowly burning out.
1. “She posted a beach pic with iced coffee and zero emails replied to — classic Julying.”

2. “Don’t worry, I’m fine,” he said, Julying through a third cup of coffee and mild existential dread.

3. "To be honest I'm just julying my way through this whole life thing and I have no idea what's going on."

4. "I'm actually going through the most, but I July a lot that's why you can't tell by looking at me."
by DuragAuntieOnTikTok June 02, 2025
Get the July mug.

July

The month where all the goddamn mosquitos and other insects fly into your house if your lights are on for 0.0003 seconds.
Person A: Oh fuck it's July, right?
Person B: Gotta make sure my windows are always closed
by lixlss June 29, 2020
Get the July mug.

july

It means that you are gay because of pride month
by rurida January 19, 2023
Get the july mug.

july

by rurida January 19, 2023
Get the july mug.

July

July is a girl with a soft heart, she is kind and beautiful. She is like a 6 in the lottery. But be careful, I‘m sure you don‘t want to lose your jackpot, so be kind and sensitive! All my love to July<3
Q:Who is that super nice and beautiful girl?

A: Ohh, its July, she is gorgeous!
by Charlieee<3 November 21, 2021
Get the July mug.

July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports, because it's the time of year to think about that.
Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, it's bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
Get the July mug.