National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.
It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.
by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024
Get the January 30mug. its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake
by bigvswamp January 22, 2022
Get the January 22ndmug. The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.
by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022
Get the January 9mug. by Wandering traveler January 6, 2022
Get the January 7mug. Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."
Person 2 - "...."
by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024
Get the January 12thmug. people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
Get the January 25mug. National fuck your best friend in the ass day!
The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!
The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!
by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022
Get the January 20thmug.