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Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
by slayworldlenny July 29, 2021
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Jake

by Gossipgirlbwxoxo November 22, 2021
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Jakes

A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
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Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
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jake suttie

This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.
Person 1: I saw jake Suttie.
Person 2: Oh that fag, he’s so gay
by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019
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Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.
Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck
by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019
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