Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob Armstrong

I'm Jacob Armstrong.

My name is Jacob Armstrong!

by JacobArmstrong April 25, 2021

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard

" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "

by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021

Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

jacob

jacob is a sweaty bitch

damn, jacob is extra wet today

by weewooweed42069 July 27, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019