by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018
Get the suck my cawk mug.another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you
by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022
Get the suck yo mum mug.When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
Get the Dick Suck Crazy mug.When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 7, 2021
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by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
Get the Suck a girlcock day mug.basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.
by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010
Get the suck my pineapple mug.Two meanings:
1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.
2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.
2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"
"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"
2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"
"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"
2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
by Enzothegift February 9, 2014
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