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air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s
"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".
by Ceeclef June 4, 2017
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floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same
by Mars'seile April 2, 2016
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Bathe the air

"Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air
by Bathe the air July 26, 2021
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Trudeau Air Freshener

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
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Vape air

A fine vaperizor store where you can see weird shit go down every day
Person one: I went to pick up some vape product and the shop owner was doing some weird shit

Person 2: that’s got to be vape air, weirdness happens all the time there
by Johndoe877 September 23, 2022
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National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025
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air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.
by qbam89 October 21, 2010
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