orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

by v022 December 5, 2025

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

crush

A person you want but can't have.

I have a crush.

by anonymous1864 May 23, 2019

Crushing the Steak House

Look Going down on Winton

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

by Steken5423 February 14, 2022

Crush

Used in the ROTC community, crush is a term where one throws a highly technical move and sticks the weapon with little to no recoil.

I crushed that shit bro.

by S\C May 23, 2016

crush

someone you want to crush to death

if you have a crush make sure to kill them quickly or else everyone will find out.
i recommend hiding the body in the dumpster

by poop man man poop March 17, 2021

Crush

Usually the person that your bestie is non stop pestering you to ask him/her/they out
The person who gives you butterflys (in my case, stuttering when speaking and not knowing what to say, forcing my friends to continue conversation, probably causing him to like her more than me.
A crush, also can, according to Websters Dictionary and Thesaurus, word to word; a foolish or sometimes serious likeing to someone.

a crush can also crush your soul. (been there...)

Person 1: Hey bestie, I have a crush on him. -Stoumah butterflys.
Person 2; Lets go talk to him then!!
--Goes over--
Person 1; Hi...Erm...How're you?...Umm..
Person 2 talking to crush, crush atleast not ignoring Person 1 and including them.

by XxThat_One_Kid_101xX October 21, 2022