have

i have a gay son and he is very gay , actually so gay that i became gay , booty is gay too , gay ?

im having a gay son

i have ligma

Osama fudly have a small dick

by im a faggot cunt May 15, 2019

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

the chips have been dipped

another way to say THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILT

THE CHIPS HAVE BEEN DIPPED

by EMILY IS A HOE June 17, 2019

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

by tommycrock August 15, 2019

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Having a shore moment

When you are usually pretty good at something then you make a stupid mistake

How did you fuck that up? Sorry mate, I'm just having a shore moment

by K19946 September 16, 2019

you have way to much time

you have to much time get a job

you have way to much time get a job

by rick and morty fan September 15, 2017