An individual with an absent father figure, that is most commonly known for dressing up in animalistic costumes, sometimes even going to meetups
these meetups are usually shot up, I do not suggest goin unless you are a shooter or furry
these meetups are usually shot up, I do not suggest goin unless you are a shooter or furry
by 'Commando' November 10, 2022
Get the Furrymug. Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022
Get the Furrymug. Tomorrow X Together (Korean: 투모로우바이투게더, Japanese: トゥモローバイトゥギャザー; Tomorrow By Together, stylized in all caps), commonly known as TXT (/ˈti -ˈɛks-ˈti / TEE-eks-tee), is a five-member South Korean boy band formed by Big Hit Music. The group consists of five members Soobin, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Taehyun and HueningKai.
by BeomgyuSUSImposter July 27, 2021
Get the Furriesmug. The fur-bearing trout (or furry trout) is a legendary creature found in American folklore and Icelandic folklore. According to folklore, the trout has created a thick coat of fur to maintain its body heat
by Mykolas2007 March 26, 2025
Get the Furrymug. Furry irony works in the same vein as hood or thug irony where furry content is used as a joke ironically. It is usually paired with unrelated pieces of text, traces memes with furry characters, or in a speech bubble format.
Person 1: Look at this furry irony meme!
Person 2: Dude you're a furry.
Person 1: Nuh uh. See? It's ironic.
Person 2: Ok man.
Person 2: Dude you're a furry.
Person 1: Nuh uh. See? It's ironic.
Person 2: Ok man.
by Definitely Not Oats April 12, 2023
Get the Furry Ironymug. a person who is a furry and not a furry simaltanisonly as in today they're a furry tomorrow they aren't a furry
"dave's furry-fluid"
by ShadowMint February 8, 2023
Get the furry-fluidmug. 