Ethan

A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis

You are such an Ethan faggot

by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019

Ethan

A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.

Holy shit ,Ethans dick

by cemn September 3, 2021

Ethan

A name given to someone who is tremendously good at lying. They fake it until they make it, this is especially noticeable when they're searching for intimate relationships. It's almost guaranteed they will tell you they have a big penis, in most cases this is far from the truth.

Ethan: I have a massive penis

Ethan: I'm a scout for West Ham

Ethan: I've won the lottery

by Russian_Soldier November 22, 2021

Ethan Bonner

This is a code word used in the British army for when a child is taken from there parents as a baby and placed under care of another man. This child is then used as a sex slave for there adopted parents.

This child is a Ethan Bonner

by Ethan Bonner December 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a bitch. And ge is the gayest person you will ever meet.

Ethan is gay.

by Ethangaykid May 13, 2019

Ethan

The name of the hottest guy you will ever meet. Ethan is sweet and he always knows how to make you smile🙂

Girl 1: Hey did you see Ethan today?
Me(His girlfriend):Yes obviously he’s my boyfriend now back off bitch

by Jai🦋🦋 December 11, 2019

Ethan

someone who tells little girls that they make him horny, and wanks off to everything. i would run before its too late, except he might make you love him, in which he will then friend-zone you and un-add you.

Aoife- Charlotte, Ethan just unadded me and straight after his favourite son came on (self control- frank ocean)

Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.

by tspmosmiclfr March 24, 2025