Emily

Please please please don’t prove im right

Emily, please please please don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my ego’s another I beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker I please please

If you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it in front of me.

If you dont want to cry to my music dont make me hate you prolifically
Please please please please please please please please please please please

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.

Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything

Emily: I guess I got just what I wanted
Ghost: I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost and this crippling depression I thought I learned my lesson.

Emily: I can’t see shit in the spotlight
Lost Boy: I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

My sweet Emily,
You never fucking notice me, and I love you, and it’s the worst feeling in the world to not be seen by you. You’re an asshole rooster with a heart of gold and I love you immensely. I’m sorry that I care about money so much, but you’re an asshole too.

Emily: what?
Apologetic Clown: I love you, I’m sorry

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

A silly white woman who tells people they’re stupid because she’s really big on herself.

Emily: what I’m not an arancar
Arancar: Nell-U you always looks down on me from up there

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025

Emily

A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous

Emily: I’m a salty hoe
Gorbachev: I hate my life

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 06, 2025