The situation a person finds their self in after eating a large meal when the body prioritizes all internal energy to digestion. During this process, one may lose control of all simple motor functions. Symptoms usually include, but are not limited to, tilting of the head backwards, angled to the side and drool excreted from the mouth, excessive slouching, yawning and rubbing of the eyes. One may also find them self struggling to fight off a massive dump. Extreme precautions should be taken to ensure the head does not uncontrollably fall forward and hit the table/dinner plate.
After a family dinner has finished.
Brian to Jake: "JAKE, SIT UP IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AND STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES!"
Jake to Brian: "huh....?"
Josh to Brian: "Don't yell at him, he's just shutt'n down"
Brian to Jake: "JAKE, SIT UP IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AND STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES!"
Jake to Brian: "huh....?"
Josh to Brian: "Don't yell at him, he's just shutt'n down"
by huskerback5 February 19, 2011
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Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
Step two: once they are 6-feet under acquire a shovel of some kind and proceed to dig up their exciments.
Step three: once you open the coffin they are buried in, use the shovel to dig a mile down so when you are committing necrophilia not a soul can hear you (Note this may take some time).
Step four: once the hole is Doug climb out again and push the coffin down the hole. (Ensure enough room at the bottom the the sex pit to allow space for flexible monouvers).
Step five: slip down your underwear and proceed the fuck any maggot filled hole of your choice. Once the maggots have attached themselves to your penis and started making friendly conversations with your crabs continue to shit on the skull of the victim, one the hot, steamy load is to the suitable size, watch as the methane fills lump of shit melts the face and reveals the victims eye sockets.
Step six: once the shit has reached core temperature of 40 Degrees Celsius, insert your penis into the eye sockets and blow your load until the mixture of semen and shit streams out of her nose like a the Alaskan snow dragon.
Step seven: proceed to fuck the dead corpse in the anus, achieveing maximum penetration, leave the maggots to crawl of your penis into the corpses anus. Once this step is complete you will have achieved the mile down and earned your place on the wall of fame. Once on the wall of fame you get a free refillable soda cup at Nando's.
by The Mandingo Brothers June 21, 2017
Get the mile down mug.Vodka downs is what you get when you drink too much vodka. The effect of the vodka will make you act like you have downs syndrome. You will have problems speaking properly, standing up w/o help from friends, get swollen and red eyes and you'll feel sleepy. Basically, you're drunk as fuck.
This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.
Simon: Did you get vodka downs yesterday?
Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.
by jonathan0913 January 13, 2020
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Some little 🥐untface - ''Who? oh, that shitty group where all they do is scream? No. of course not. their music is so meaningless, Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are so much better.''
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