David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Erik Arthur David Zelder

Such stupidity it's bellow all known things in the universe.

Man after I pulled that Walnut for a brain dumb, I commited an Erik Arthur David Zelder and went to jail for 10 years.

by GoofyPussy February 1, 2020

Andre David Vasile Higgins

Such a sexy strong man that gets all the men and eats them. and all the men especially Lucas Miller

Damn Andre David Vasile Higgins Do you always work out at the gym

by Lucas Miller the boy toucher November 15, 2021

Thats what David Cameron said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.

Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

by TheTruthHunter January 2, 2011

Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

International Michael James David Day

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.

Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

by kingvon18 September 7, 2021

David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

by JustAnotherBlackDude (Q) September 8, 2022