When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
Get the Chump Dumpmug. Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.
by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016
Get the dump and burnmug. BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPINGmug. by luca lover🍼 March 12, 2018
Get the dumpmug. a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.
by gooseballsack December 28, 2020
Get the dump machinemug. Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
Get the Classified Trump Dumpmug. by fdkmfkl,dfmrfffbgfsbk.nfkjbklo July 20, 2016
Get the Double Dumpmug.