mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

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wall clock

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever

WALL CLOCK IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD

by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

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clook • clookie • Clookei • clooker • Clooky • clock • clockblock • clocked • chook • clock-blocked

Cunt cloak

A dry Robe when worn by someone who doesn’t use it for it’s intended purpose ie to get changed after participating in water sport activities

Look at that woman shopping in Tesco in her cunt cloak

by Bear141 March 5, 2024

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The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025

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Hopper Clock

When two men are having a docking session and one chooses to ejaculate, the ejaculate is aimed perfectly and enters the other mans dih, upon which this man shoots the load back into the other man. This process is repeated.

The ammount of cycles per minute are counted and used to tell the time or set a timer.

Yo lets do a Hopper Clock until 6pm so i dont miss my meeting

by Walter "Flashbang" White February 13, 2026

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