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Andrew

Andrew is the sexiest man on the Syracuse men's rowing team and also pulls the most bitches out of everyone. he also is super smart and funny and hard working and genuine and you will never find an intellect like him. he is ALWAYS right so if you argue with him you might as well give up. His massive penis makes for a slightly injury-prone back but trust me when hes up hes got a third leg!
Andrew furlow is in my anatomy class and i just want him to choke me so badddddddddd
by Retard nation October 24, 2023
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Andrew

Andrew is a fucking pussy
by NotAndrew5 July 12, 2019
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Andrew Horowitz

Hottest, sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies and men.
Everyone wishes they were andrew
by ScooterOfficial October 19, 2025
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Andrew

is a member of Josh's Cult, died trying to save Bailey by sewerslides.
Josh:" Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?"
Rachel: "No im too busy stealing your brother"
Bailey*gets stolen*":O"
Andrews*unalives self*
by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023
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Andrew and emily

Emily and andrew are a really cute couple and are perfect for each other. Emily is short funny caring and has sexyness radiating from her at all times. Andrew is a tall mentally challenged manchild who has unresolved mommy issues and always tries to get emily to breastfeed him to sleep everynight
Andrew: i love you
Emily:i love you too
Andrew: can you breast feed me for the 30th time today
Emily:no tit for you
Andrew and emily
by Emilys_bitch February 28, 2022
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Ryan Andrew Foust

Ryan Andrew Foust had a good night after having 12 claws compared to Rodgers only having 1/2 of a truly.
by Ryan_Foust13 October 22, 2019
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