Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

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Right All Along

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by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

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Sometimes I forget to play along

(Talking to the UD Jews)

Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.

Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...

I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.

Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?

Sometimes I forget to play along

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

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Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023

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Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"

Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"

Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"

Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"

*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"

by MenacingMalleous December 21, 2023

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Somebofy who always farts.

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by plato! August 6, 2024

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