This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
Get the Trudeau Air Freshenermug. A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.
Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...
Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
by WWJG123012893 February 4, 2010
Get the Air Heartmug. What I call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
Get the Fresh Airmug. "Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air
by Bathe the air July 26, 2021
Get the Bathe the airmug. Walking around without a mask on. Traveling without a mask, taking a meeting without a mask. Being in public without a mask. Breathing without a mask on, basically.
Look at Steve, he's just rawdogging air. He'll definitely get Covid.
It was great to be in Texas - everyone was just rawdogging air. You never see that here in California!
Bro, have you flown lately? It's legal to just rawdog air now!
It was great to be in Texas - everyone was just rawdogging air. You never see that here in California!
Bro, have you flown lately? It's legal to just rawdog air now!
by CTOilMan July 26, 2022
Get the Rawdogging Airmug. by Mars'seile April 2, 2016
Get the floating an air biscuitmug. When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell
by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016
Get the Hot Air Ballooningmug.