weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed

a drug that is very popular in California

i smoked so much weed last night

by banana_up_my_hammock June 1, 2021

Weed

Marijuana. Also known as pot or Cannabis.

Yo, I don't remember anything last night. All I just know is that I got high off of weed and then ended up in my ex's bedroom the next morning.

by unicornz_of1ove May 28, 2018

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016