A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly
by Randahinda April 29, 2015

by Nb44$ June 5, 2025

Is a male who tells exaggerated stories or stretches the truth & knows something about everything…..he likes BJ’s more than intercourse, uses phrases like “listen honey” or “I know dumbass”, dips skoal & drives a ford truck
Nick said he saw this monster of a buck (basket rack 2yr old)….he said he was getting a BJ when he saw it an ran off the road and swallowed his dip…his wife stopped and said watch the road, he said listen honey I know how to drive dumbass!!!
by Man Preacher December 17, 2022

Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA
Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*
Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*
by g$sniperyerdme August 30, 2020

Nick is a person who doesn’t give 2 fucks and somehow swears without getting in trouble. Nick is someone nobody wants to date. But he has a great sense of humor
by Noodle your stroodle September 26, 2018
