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Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.
Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.
by Thecoolestkidevvver May 25, 2018
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Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
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King balls

When your balls turn inside out allowing you to fuck yourself and summon the allmighty god himself APYR
Yesterday my girl gave me king balls
by Pussy child March 15, 2019
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yaga ball

You basically smash a girl into a little ball and yell YAGA.

Heard some 12 year old in CSGO say this so I thought I would define it.
girl: hey what's up
boy: YAGA BALL!
by BobSponge01 May 2, 2019
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Ball banger

When you are having anal sex and said partner farts sending gas through your urethra and into your testicals making them blow up.
I was having anal with Becky last night and she accidentally gave me a ball banger.
by Da_Glizzy_Glazzer June 4, 2019
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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Broccoli balls

When you haven't washed your balls in so long it's gets swampy, and your pubes look like a head of broccoli.
The guy I fucked last night was so dirty he had broccoli balls.
by Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes September 15, 2017
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