San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.

I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.

by MysticOgre March 6, 2021

San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you

Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.

by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022

San Onofre Switcheroo

The act of leaving an unwiped, unflushed turd in the toilet of a public restroom. Typically, the initiator will take a dump in one stall and then switch to another stall to wipe and flush before leaving. The intent of a San Onofre Switcheroo is to confuse/disgust those who enter the stall next and make them believe that there is someone out there who didn't wipe before leaving.

Aaron: I'm bored, I think I'll leave a San Onofre Switcheroo in the restroom so it can surprise whoever uses the stall after me.
Zach: Dude, you're disgusting and childish.

by Mizvsaki March 8, 2024

San

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. San is intelligent, funny, kind, and every positive thing you can think of.

Have you talked to San?

San is so cool, he gave me a gift today.

by pewoot November 24, 2021

San Francisco Hot Plate

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.

Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.

by CockFart44 August 2, 2022

San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!

Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!

by tjkhlt January 31, 2024

San

(Pronounced 'sun') A term that can be used endearingly/affectionately between young friends/peers/lovers.

It can also be used demeaningly/condescendingly to refers boys/men.

I love you san.

I will beat your ass san!

by Blue_G November 11, 2020