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ASS short for Autistical Social Suicide
"Look at all these virgins commiting ASS"
by Hiker1876829476 April 1, 2020
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Stupid ass

stupid ass who plays both roles in a relationship cuz she won't let her man Kevin b wear the pants in the relationship..........
Stupid ass - is a Deanna playing the man and the woman in a relationship keeping the pants from her man......
by The Boss and the bad ass July 23, 2022
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Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024
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Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
by Atalo June 7, 2017
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Flipping ass

The act of flipping someone over during sex and hitting it from behind
Last night I flipped Cassandra's ass, man. Her ass was like a cushion that softened my pushing. Flipping ass is the best thing ever
by Fenderbender178 May 29, 2021
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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