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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the excuses are like assesmug.

Ass Rag

A washcloth used in the shower to clean from your peeshedile to the crack to remove any left overs from going #2
Anthony and James used their Ass Rags in the shower and threw it at the wall when they were done.
by Skittle nuts May 23, 2023
mugGet the Ass Ragmug.

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie
I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.
by annhud November 16, 2023
mugGet the Pepperoni Assmug.

matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
mugGet the matitties with no assmug.

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!
hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
mugGet the shit assmug.

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.
by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025
mugGet the Poor man’s ass to mouthmug.

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.
She has a bomb ass-ski.
by QuinnahR May 2, 2011
mugGet the Ass-skimug.

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