mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Dick raped

When a female makes a male have sex with her through mental and physical force and control straight taking your man meat like you don’t even own it like in the movie step brothers

I Jus got dick raped in the bathroom i don’t know how to feel right now

by Lubed cucumber June 15, 2020

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

odese dick

odese dick is bigger then a normal dick

random girl: wow alex has a odese dick .
alex hears*

alex: oh rlly 😏

by bigdickalex April 8, 2021

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Chigga Dick

Genitalia of an Asian male that is significantly larger than the typical stereotype.

Jeff is Korean but his package down there isn't your typical Asian package, he's got a chigga dick.

by Chi$$a March 18, 2025