Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.
Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.
To deceive or defraud (the system).
Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.
To deceive or defraud (the system).
Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)
Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.
Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)
That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)
Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.
Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)
That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)
Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
by Jack Coleman22 August 05, 2024
by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018
Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.
by paremi02 November 03, 2021
by TheQueenofSussybaka January 08, 2023
Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 29, 2015
When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022