You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police

“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021

dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

by cheemsit May 15, 2021

Up

at bat.

"every time up, he had a different stance"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

shot up her club

To cum in a female genital organ

I shot up her club last night and I think she might get pregnant.

by Dannyfreebandz November 10, 2022

stick it up yours

Similar to phrases like: “stick it up your ass”, stick it up yours is a way of saying fuck you

Guy 1- “You’re an asshole”
Guy 2- “Stick it up yours”

by beej69 May 30, 2022