Clic-a-Dick

A sex toy. Either a remote control dildo or a universal strap on.

Hey babe you got that Clic-a-dick

by KSEEK February 2, 2026

Seven Layer Dick

A rude, narcissistic, egotistical, greedy, lecherous, conniving, scumbag.

I don't think there's one person who can even tolerate that dude, he's a Seven Layer Dick!

by CnickRoute February 20, 2026

are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious”

Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”

by fart902 March 13, 2026

Fart my dick

To jokingly promise a form of retaliation that is impossible in every known branch of science, yet somehow vivid enough that everyone immediately pictures it, and dies laughing.

In the cab ride home George threatened to fart my dick on Colleen’s face, causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.

by boondocks5 March 21, 2026

Forget-Me-Not-Dick

When a girl needs a dick to forget about another dick.

Sydney just needs a Forget-Me-Not-Dick so she can forget about Chad.

by ThatOneWeirdGuy57 February 15, 2025

Leifs massive dick

A massive dick bigger then earth

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK

by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

by Girthmiester February 27, 2025