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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.
Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?
by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024
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Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.
"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
by Undun July 13, 2020
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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.
Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.
by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022
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friendly ass ypsi boy

a man whore from ypsilanti michigan who flirts with the entirety of the city
akili, you are such a friendly ass ypsi boy
by ypsi michigan March 4, 2022
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Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.
Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE
by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025
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String ass crack

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
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uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi
That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night
by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025
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