national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

International Feliks Day

27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.

"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari

by Thiccola$ August 27, 2021

Day Date

When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.

Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.

by Angry Beaver August 27, 2021

Live well every day

fine

Live well every day

by Toth3 August 28, 2021

Valentine's Day

The day of ULTIMATE rejection

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(

by Midday August 28, 2021

venus day

A day that feels longer than a year.

Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.

"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."

by Ghalto August 28, 2021

national beezy day

August 30th is national beezy day. It must be celebrated by fireworks and smoking pot. This is a very important holiday because this is when the world of music was invented.

It national beezy day bitch! smoke pot

by kkigvifffv August 28, 2021