by TheTKH May 12, 2021
When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss
My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen
by Dirty dairy queen creator December 22, 2020
Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.
by Dabsquatch September 19, 2021
by fatdodo08 September 02, 2021
A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.
by Pope4273 December 06, 2020
When you troll the night clubs for people having toilet sex and ask them can for the used condom in the hopes of getting pregnant
by Freenthebean March 30, 2019
by Harvey Urquhart September 17, 2020