Dick

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.

I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.

by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025

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Dog dick

An uncircumcised penis.

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face

by R Rude September 12, 2025

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National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.

It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.

by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025

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Dick down

To beat someone in a physical competitive sport

“That Olympic champion had a great time trying to dick down his opponents”

by Strictpop September 20, 2025

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Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.

Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs

by Masterpatty September 21, 2025

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Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

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