If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019

Slap ass week

slap ass week is every friday where you can slap a guy or a girls ass.

watch out, it’s slap ass week!!

by courtney freakin miller September 24, 2019

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

Ass Period

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords

“He gave me an ass period after anal”

by I’ve experienced ass periods May 22, 2022

Puss-ass

You can assume…

“You keep talking shit I’ll knock your Puss-ass out” Love after lockup

by Puss-ass August 23, 2025