Hug a Tristan Day

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

by Highly Reliable Source January 21, 2023

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Opposite day

Opposite day happens every thursday

Tomorrow is opposite day

by mynameisamazingwhat December 22, 2017

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Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.

With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021

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May 23 is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Jake Dickson June 8, 2018

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Durr Durr boy day

National Durr Durr boy day is on Friday, May 13th. You must act like Durr Durr boy on this day by saying the words and phrases cuzzo, shut yo BITCHASS up, cuzzi, grrr, etc. You must also be racist towards Mexicans on this day

“What is good cuzzi! If you do shut yo BITCHASS up, I will get my cuzzos on you, so you best not get me angry before I get angry you dumb Mexican, grrr!”

“Wtf”

“Didn’t you hear? It’s national Durr Durr boy day”

“Ohh ok”

by BorderFlyer May 13, 2022

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