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pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
by Snooki af April 25, 2019
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Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.
Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'
by Meechster93 November 7, 2010
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Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.
"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"
by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011
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Finger Slap

Slapping one's annoyance using a powerful whip-like thrust of one's fingers.
Maria finger slapped her annoying and obnoxious brother.
by STEFLOG February 21, 2009
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The Good Slap

(noun)-Similar to the stockholm syndrome. When your abusive partner, girlfriend or boyfriend beats your ass silly enough to stay with them or keep going back after you leave time and time again.
If you want your women to stay with you, you need to put down The Good Slap. Beat her ass. She aint going nowhere.
by Rusty Fleetwood October 30, 2008
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pony slap

When a bitch slap just isn't good enough...Everyone loves ponies, therefore, this type of slap is even more offensive and is best used when the situation leading to the slap is irrational, recurring, or just plain incomprehensible.
"Every day it's something new with her! Sometimes, I just want to pony slap our webmaster."
by VTVaJayJay October 16, 2008
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Bathroom Slap

Bitch slapping someone in the bathroom preferably on camera to get even. The receiver of the slap has to agree to it to This is used instead of fighting to get even you give him/her a bathroom slap to get even.
Jeremy bathroom slapped Sam for punching him in the head while he was drinking chocolate milk.
by samvel25 October 12, 2010
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