Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins

Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫

by The Splitter July 13, 2025

Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.

"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

Jew Waffling

a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew

Jew: *waffles*
Joe D: “stop Jew waffling”

by LTcretz July 17, 2020

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

Jew Trap

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them

Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap

by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences

"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"

by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024

The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025