Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing

Hello biscuit

by Ewe botha April 22, 2019

Soggy biscuit

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)

"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"

by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022

Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes

Look at them dirty ass biscuits!

by Josh1983 October 6, 2008

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.

Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!

by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021

Chippin’ Biscuits

Colloquial term for vomiting especially concerning CrossFit.

“This guy at the gym asked for my number, but I just saw him last week chippin’ biscuits while kipping.”

“She’s so badass! She PR’d her squats whilst chippin’ biscuits.”

by NoNoFace July 18, 2018

butternut biscuit

They’re a shimmy nut that is a great source for nutrition but is very good source of lube for anal toys. It’s generally source from undeveloped testicles.

Hey baby, I’m a use that butternut biscuit to make sure the toys don’t hurt you

by Thegreatness74209 October 19, 2022