Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Mikeely

Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!

Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”

“We know.”

by aixelli April 13, 2022

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza

mike: hey

by THE toru May 18, 2021

Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021