This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
Get the jordan walkmug. Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018
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by Bird<33 August 31, 2021
Get the Pecan pie aka Jordanmug. by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
Get the Jordan Howardmug. She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.
by Jordan37444 November 22, 2021
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