This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
by Mr. Dari0002 January 20, 2022
Get the Gray Haired Murderer mug.When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020
Get the Gandalf's Hair Dye mug.Traditional hangover cure.
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.
The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Try some dogs hair by the nose!
Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
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Get the Dike Hair Salon mug.(SL.) When someone gets their hair did, it's slang for having their hair done. No matter which form of the verb, it's hair did.
1. Justin, Alizay, Ray and I are getting our hair did (to get).
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
by Joshie Poo May 4, 2007
Get the Hair did (to get) mug.1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008
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