cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.

She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!

by Peetry October 25, 2006

Soapy Cock

When you get soap in your dick hole

-parker

Hey man I was beating it in the shower and got soapy cock!

by Pdawg123 December 7, 2016

Cock Licker

Someone who likes to lick the pelvic muscle of a male's body.

Bella licked Jame's penis all night, what a cock licker she is!

by Pelvic September 17, 2015

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

Cock-Shiv

A weapon commonly used during sexual intercourse to administer pain or pleasure to a woman

"Man Tracy was wore the fuck out after that stabbing by Codys cock-shiv"

by Shadow68 March 19, 2007

Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

All Cock

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

by William J J T October 30, 2010