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cock nostril

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril
by mgurn3 September 12, 2015
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Soapy Cock

When you get soap in your dick hole

-parker
Hey man I was beating it in the shower and got soapy cock!
by Pdawg123 December 7, 2016
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Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.
Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."
by DIII July 25, 2008
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cock munchkin

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.
She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!
by Peetry October 25, 2006
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Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!
Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008
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Cock Dollar

Crude joke or prank.
1) Pull out some dollar bills (any denomination) from your wallet.
2) Stick them one by one in your pants and rub your genitalia with it. (preferably after you have been doing some extraneous activity that causes the area to sweat)
3) go to a gas station to purchase an item with the "cock dollars"
4) After your purchase and the exchange of your "cock dollars", you have the satisfaction that the clerk has "your nut sack juices" in his/her hands.
We used slightly moist cock dollars to purchase the munchies for us and the gas for the pinto-mobile.
by buzz122 July 9, 2009
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g cock

A great kept secret in the world of spies
by jebd43 January 7, 2020
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