National show boobs day

The day where everyone shows their boobs. If asked by a guy they must show their boobs. oct 27.

Oh hey it’s national show boobs day

by anonymous October 27, 2020

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

Dead boobs

Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.

A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."

by DrBonQuiQui October 1, 2016

Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl

YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!

by LZan April 4, 2019

National boobs appreciation day

February second is national boobs appreciation day! Where we appreciate boobs of all sizes big and small. Make sure to tell all of your friends you love their boobs and you may even get a peek!

Sarah: what day is it today?
John: February 2nd of course, national boobs appreciation day!
Sarah: oh wow then here is your gift!

by Eggrol1 February 2, 2022

boob

stupid person, dorky person, silly person

Don't be such a boob and stop acting so dumb.

by garfunkleee June 16, 2022

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011