Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories
Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*
by Bartholemew III September 07, 2022
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Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.
So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?
by Pickle Reid August 17, 2017
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zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.
Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?
by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020
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Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?
Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 15, 2024
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The Train

by Ivan Paus April 01, 2018
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Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.
The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"
by Pablo Rancharos April 09, 2011
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