Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.

You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!

by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022

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Jacob

A complete no good low down asshole.

person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?

by Starflys January 1, 2023

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Jacob

A nice feller. Could wash his hair more often. Should avoid head injuries.

I like him but he’s such a Jacob, for God’s sake his hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in days.

by jackiejackiejackiejaagdjak January 1, 2023

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Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.

remember jacob
who
jacob
oh hes awsome

by foxytime2345 January 3, 2023

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Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.

person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

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