by NUTSSS November 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
by Mcytesa September 6, 2021
Get the jessica dream simp mug.A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.
Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.
Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.
Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.
by sspm22 May 31, 2020
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A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.
For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.
Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.
Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
Get the Fake self simp mug.Dude Michael is being a massive simp right now - he doesn’t know what 1+1 is.
I know right? Fuckin’ simp.
I know right? Fuckin’ simp.
by Admastvia March 12, 2020
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